Hi.

Thanks for coming to my site.

You’re awesome.

No really, not only are you awesome but you’re clearly intellectually superior to the people who aren’t reading this site.

You probably want to know what my deal is.

It’s kind of simple. I’m a non resident alien. I live legally with all the benefits of being illegal. And if that statement was lost on you, I have NO benefits. But what I do have is extremely high tuition bills, the inability to work at a paying job and some extra time to blog. Oh and i have an opinion.

My mom has spent 27 years telling me that what passes through my head does not have to pass through my mouth. And trust me, when my mom says something I listen. And I also search for loop holes. She never said it shouldn’t pass through my fingers! Ha winner is me. Nonresidentalien.ca is my outlet.

To sum it all up, this is where I am going to share my life and my ideas. My goal is to start the thinking process. You may not agree with me and that’s a good thing, it means we’re thinking. Oh and I may just talk about irrelevant totally random things. This is because I spend the vast majority of my time working through dense theory about the perils of the world.My brain turns to mush and I start to believe I’m funnier than I actually am.

And don’t forget. You’re awesome.

And a big shout out to JTImages in Calgary, AB. He is the mastermind behind not only the photo on the blog but also many others that adorn our house.